Volunteers Fighting Disease

The Volunteers Fighting Disease work at Hiemlech Hospital. They are devoted to cheering up the patients by giving them heart-shaped balloons and singing a song:

We are volunteers fighting disease,

And we're cheerful all day long.

If someone said that we were sad,

That person would be wrong.

We visit people who are sick,

And try to make them smile.

Even if their noses bleed,

Or if they cough up bile.

Tra la, la Fiddle dee, dee,

Hope you get well soon.

Ho, ho, ho, Hee, hee, hee,

Have a heart shaped balloon.

We visit people who are ill,

And try to make them them laugh.

Even when the doctor says,

He must saw you in half.

We sing and sing all night and day,

And then we sing some more.

We sing to boys with broken bones,

And girls who's throats are sore.

Tra la, la, la, Fiddle dee, dee

Hope you get well soon.

Ho, ho. ho, Hee, hee, hee,

Have a heart shaped balloon.

We sing to men with measles,

And to women with the flu.

And if you breathe in deadly germs,

We'll probably sing to you.

Tra la, la, la, Fiddle dee, dee

Hope you get well soon.

Ho, ho, ho, Hee, hee, hee

Have a heart shaped balloon.